1. People who want to go too fast. Get off my bumper already, and lay off the horn. I know you're there, but there's a car in front of me. What do you want me to do? Seriously.

2. People who go too slow. Why on earth do people merge onto the interstate going 40 MPH, when the speed limit is 75? And why do I always have to get stuck behind those people? Also, people in stores who walk with their cart and 10 children right down the middle of the aisle. Then they all stop to decide if the generic spaghetti sauce tastes as good as the Ragu. And nobody seems to notice that they are blocking the entire aisle.

3. People who don't follow the rules. If the lane has a sign that says 10 items or less, don't put 11 items on the conveyor belt. And certainly don't put 25 items on there! (Yes, I counted, and yes I was mad, and yes, I was too chicken to say anything, and yes it was a good thing b/c I later realized she was a neighbor.)

4. People who don't wear enough clothing. I know it's 368 degrees outside. But if you are old and fat and hairy, please, oh please keep your shirt on! If your belly roll is hanging out of your shirt and bouncing for the world to see, you need a bigger shirt. Seriously.

5. People who are rude. Particularly men. I am a woman. Open the door for me. Be polite. Don't rush to get in line ahead of me. Be a gentleman! C'mon now!

6. People who ask questions, but don't really care about the answers. "How are you today?" "How old is your baby?"

Yeah, there are more...maybe tomorrow.